because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Because I Can

A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.

Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."

by VectorFluxion April 23, 2020

bachar

They are so sweet and caring. They work for what the want and never give up. If you've got one, never ever let go.

Have you heard it about Bachar ? He got me the sweetest gift ever for valentine !

by DubbelDik February 25, 2017

Mad because bad

What you say to someone when they get mad at you for being better than them.

Gamer 1: You're such a loser! 1,000 hours in a game! Get a life, no wonder I can't kill you! You don't do anything else!

Gamer 2: Mad because bad.

by Darth Spammus the Spamlord May 24, 2016

Bechtold

Bad ass mother fucker

I wish i was a Bechtold

by ILikeBirdssoomuch January 16, 2011

Just Because

A valid excuse when doing something

just because

by whoremuffin1 July 11, 2011

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011