Benito Juarez Day

Typically used at work to describe a day of less than stellar performance when no other definitive causes are available to management. Associated with an actual day on the calendar, but the impact of the event is overblown for the purposes of avoiding accountability.

Too many associates didn't show up at the call center because they were in Linkin Park on a Benito Juarez day.

by Manuel Ordez March 20, 2008

Antonio Benito Rodriguez

Cutest little boy in the word. Plays in Tijuanasaurus Rex. Even though his middle name sucks!

There goes Antonio Benito Rodriguez, I sure want to s his d!

by Mammas! January 11, 2008

Benito

Someone who shows up to work whenever they like.

Bob: i haven't seen Jim at work today.

Frank: Yeah he is totally pulling a benito.

by joemartinez June 10, 2009

bebeto

tiny little creatures that eats a lot, and probably farts a lot more, but it's boundless adorable and hugable

fat cats bebeto, fat dogs bebeto, fat new-bornsbebeto, fat little girls bebeto

by Drake515 November 15, 2013

Besitos

Over used word on twitter

I want to be smothered in besitos

by Aedgyuk July 9, 2018

Benito

A person named Benito is a godlike person. They are very straight forward people. If the person named Benito is male he would be very dominant, have a massive shlong and to show his dominance he would have intercourse with every female member of your family. If the Benito is female she would strongly believe in communism and be very good at cooking. The word Benito could also be used to replace inappropriate words.

“Benito just had intercourse with my whole family.“
Wow my ‘Benito’ is huge.
“My friend Benito is very good at cooking”

by Tiawan November 22, 2021

beitor

Sexy, beautiful, gorgeous person. Incredibly intelligent and a wonderful leader. Talented actor and singer, charming, mysterious. Will not tolerate vaping in bathrooms.

Idiot person: Who is that?
Smart person: Can’t you tell by his sexy demeanour? That’s daddy Beitor!!

by BeitorLova November 22, 2021