Beekerfaced

to be stoned, or high on marijuana. Derives from the character from the Muppets, Professor Beeker, with no eyes, because your eyes get low or squinted when high.

dude, those pot brownies got me straight beekerfaced!

by dawgin it December 9, 2008

beaver face

A facial expression made when:

1. Someone thinks you're crazy because of your actions or how your dressed.

2. A person is confused about something.

3. Someone sees something that grosses them out.

Coined by the blogger "Rockchild"

Examples:

1. Why is she giving me the beaver face? There's nothing hanging from my nose!

2. With the overbite he's packing, I'll hate to see his beaver face.

3. One more beaver face from you and I'll donate your ass to a zoo!

by e-Katja January 8, 2007

Beakerface

A proponent of virtual reality, someone who straps beakers (a VR headset) to their face, in order to experience wargames, the Metaverse and similar rubbish in 3D.

Don’t ask him about the real world, he’s a beakerface.

Before he became a beakerface, we saw him at social events quite often.

by Kin Wellard October 24, 2022

Beaverage

As in beverage but consumed from a ladies furry cup.

"So she invited me in for a hot Beaverage and I ask her if it came with cream"

by Evil Dr Nick May 8, 2020

beavertale

the cool guy who wrote this

beavertale kool

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Beerface

A person who drinks a lot of beer or is drunk.

Ha! Look at that beerface over there, drinking a high life!

by ChickenChocker69 February 27, 2024

Beavergate

When someone accidentally sends a picture of their unwanted vagina to a group of people that it was not intended for. This causes an uproar and an Beavergate is an investigation, similar to Watergate to figure out who the recipient was supposed to be and what the story was behind the infamous mishap. The sender of the picture also goes into immediate damage control.

After a night of drinking Monica pulled a Beavergate involving the entire PTA. Rumors flies, was she cheating, was this for attention, had she been drinking but most importantly in this day and age why was she sporting a 1970’s inspired bush?

by PTA member October 14, 2025