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Beavercoons

A Beavercoon is the mix between a beaver and a raccoon, these freaks of nature don't actually exist in nature, they invade your dreams by sending a Mini-Beavercoon about the size of your palm and when you catch it a mass number of Beavercoons of different sizes come out from everywhere and sometimes there is an overly sized Bob cat that jumps into your home and roars in an awkward tone, there can also be a whole bunch of people around who don't seem to notice all this happening, just the person dreaming.
Dude 1:"Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night about a whole bunch of Beavercoons."
Dude 2:"Did a overly sized Bob cat jump into your home and roar in an awkward tone?!?"
Dude 1:"Yeah!"
by Noodlejuices January 1, 2011
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beaverton

A happening place to be; where everyone who is anyone congregates.
This place is so beaverton!
by b. diggity April 2, 2005
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Beaverton School District

Aloha HS: Aloha Assholes.

Westview HS: The bomb! :)

Sunset HS: Sunset Sluts.

Beaverton HS: Beaverton Bitches.

Meadowpark MS: Ghetto Meadow.

Stoller MS: Stroller.

Highland Park MS: Highland Hoes.

Cedar Park MS: "What's that?"
All Beaverton School District high schools, even Aloha, are wayyyyy better than the Jesbos from Jesuit. :)
by INeedAMEDIC July 5, 2011
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Beaverton, Michigan

Beaverton is a small town in Mid -Michiagn with around 1000 people. It has a lake named after the men who started the town as well as a few gas stations and restaurants. The people know each other very well and are mostly friendly, although they like to keep to themselves. They are not "small minded" as someone else said, but are proud and have traditional values such as respect and decency, and can be a little harsh on those who don't fit that bill. The most well known family in Beaverton are the longstreths
Beaverton, Michigan is 20 miles north of midland
by 0736 May 7, 2015
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Beaverton Tuxedo

A plaid wooly work site jacket usually worn by owners of a 1984 Camaro. Mud Bogs and Moonshine are considered perfect accompaniments for weddings
Dude, did Mark's Work Wearhouse have a sale, cause that sure is a Cool Beaverton Tuxedo you are rocking out in? Want another shot of barrelwash?
by jakestewarfxt August 15, 2012
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