Beardbanging

Similar to headbanging, but with two main differences.

a: instead of long hair, you must have a beard at least 10inches long.
2:Banging the head in a side to side motion, rather than a forward and back motion.( the chest of the beardbanger would otherwise get in the way of said banging beard)

Headbanging is so out, beardbanging is in

by Alsastar May 5, 2011

beardattach

The act of being lost on an epic journey in a beard. When a person tries to kiss someone with a beard and becomes attached. One way to get over the fear of PDA.

"Mel is beardattached to that boy!" "Really? She hates PDA."

"Hey Joe your beards really coming along, when you gonna stop growing it?" "Ah man not gonna till I beardattach my girlfriend, so she stops making out with randoms at the bar"

by FoxRacingGurl January 12, 2012

Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.

Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something

by veridis July 18, 2008

beardtan

Bangtan boys, with beards.

Jin: What do you call bangtan with beards?

Yoongi: No... Don't do this!

...
Jin:BEARDTAN *WINDSCREEN LAUGH*

by daddyjiminslut May 21, 2018

beardman

A man with a well trimmed hipster beard, generally believed to be grown out of weed.

I saw Beardman today. He must've been smoking his beard because he was high as shit

by Scooyb September 21, 2014

beardaversary

A date to celebrate a person's facial hair growth measured from the time they began growing it.

Typically an annual event, but can be celebrated in months or weeks for newly-bearded people.

Dylan's three-year beardaversary is Friday. That thing is huge!

by TheHairyRunner August 11, 2022

beardface

A man mistaken for his name due to his facial hair in the series: Scrubs.

It's beardfacè! Not Beardface!

Damn you all!

by damn you all! April 2, 2010