Bandgasm

1. The euphoric sensation that occurs when a 300+ member marching band has a successful performance.

2. Spooning with fellow band members, on a band trip.

"When we hit that impact I had a bandgasm!"

by flutediva January 31, 2009

noah beardsmore

emo wowwww

noah beardsmore is an emo.

me:is he an emo?
everyone: duh

by gayassmf69 April 13, 2022

Boargasm

When an ugly girl who looks like a boar has an orgasm.

Dude, I was doin' this ugly ho and she had a boargasm!

by Urban Bill February 27, 2009

Bedgasm

When you masturbate without touching yourself. Often done by blowing at your penis.

Kerry: Yo Ray, I had the best bedgasm last night!
Ray: Really? What did you use to do it?
Kerry: Air from my lungs

by ReginaRT April 18, 2015

blargasm

A meaningless word that is commonly used when there is nothing else (or better) to say, and a comic response is desired.

Me: **mental thought: I'M BOOOOORED**
Me: Blargasm
You: WTF?! Ur such a retard :P
Me: w00t! conversation!

by Fogoh September 14, 2008

Beardsman

A modern day man, who is a productive member of society, that has a beard and looks after it and himself.

Bill was labelled as the beardsman of the evening given the majestic length of his beard over the other men at the party.

by Fook-ST@R October 19, 2014

bargasm

A bargasm is a word to describe finding an item that is so much so a bargain it all but brings you to orgasm.

'Oh my god, i't a right bargasm, i could wee!'

My own quote said upon finding a fab designer dress with 50% off.

by Worksop Bird Ellie August 4, 2007