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beansack

The process of placing one's testicles in the anal cavity of his partner.
This occurs after anal intercourse precisely at the moment you pull out. The anus will gape open just long enough to lower your testicals inside. If performed properly the anus will close with your testicals inside, and eureka you've performed the beansack
by Webster1987 January 9, 2016
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beansack

A male's scrotum sack (first widely used in scottish).
"Ach noi, I ripped me beansack"
by Gerald Watt June 28, 2005
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jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
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playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating
It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk
by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017
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Awk Beanstalk

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.
I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.
by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011
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beanstalk

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010
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