Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

Beanis

"I am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees"

Jared: wtf

am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees

by The beanmancer February 21, 2020

Beanis

A clitoris or 'bean' so large and obtrusive, it resembles a penis.

When she pulled her pants down I began to feel like Stephen Rea in The Crying Game. As I started to wretch she laughed and said "Don't worry, mate...you're not barking up the wrong tree here - that's just my beanis!"

by WhatTwot? May 8, 2010

Beanis

beanisA Beaner/Mexican's Penis

girl:You like his beanis huh?

by 699666 November 7, 2007

Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

Beanis

The words bean and penis put together; used to describe how someone is looking

"You look like a beanis today"

by tiKate January 22, 2017

Beanis

An enlarged clitoris that extends beyond the outer flaps of the vaginal entrance labia, located below the fup (fat upper pussy).

Your beanis is larger than my penis.

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by p33j October 2, 2018