Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

Beanhead

1. A non-racial generic insult for someone
2. A term of endearment for a significant other or friend

1. “You’re such a beanhead”
2. “See you tonight beanhead”

An extension of bean

by butchcoolidge May 28, 2021

Quadruple Beacher

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.

Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.

by beacherman July 30, 2009

Miami Beached

When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.

"Is that girl still here?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck did you pull her?"

"Don't know."

"You in shock or something?"

"Most likely."

"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."

"Indubitably."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

beached as

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

carte blanche

unconditional authority.

I gave my boyfriend carte blanche. He can fuck me anyway he wants.

by GSPOT1 March 8, 2007