Bush County

A county or area usually suburban that votes for Bush or any Republican for that matter without fail. These areas have low crime rates, high education, and inhabitants whose noses could drown them during a rain storm. The lack of realism in their lives makes them become jaded which leads to the belief that voting republican will both help them and make them wealth-er. However even like Bush if the President or party turns up bad results, they will find a way to blame blue states or liberals or minorities. In short they are rich white folk who vote for Bush all the while watching America tank before them.

-NEWS reports that the Republicans have just won Florida.- ....
Dre- Uhh??? how did that happen..didn't that guy just embezzle 120 million dollars last term???

Nick- Yeah but you know that area is nothing but Bush County. They don't care who they vote for as long as a black person ain't in office or if THEY lose money..

Dre- Were screwed aren't we

Nick- No shit...

by CrossFire43 November 22, 2009

Bush did 9/11

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Bush: we have to stop the terrorists
Guy: but jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Bush: ...
Guy: Bush did 9/11

by George Bush Did 9/11 May 11, 2015

bush machine

A man that gets a lot of ladies.

John gets all the women. He is a bush machine.

by Harn September 14, 2006

Papa Bush

1. Herbert Walker Bush. 41st President of the United States. Still claims George Walker Bush, Baby Bush, 43rd President of the United States as his biological son.

Inept, inane, bland society snob, connected to Washington initially through his Papa, Herbert Prescott Bush, a United States Senator. Good ole boy system shuffled around inside the D.C. beltway until sent to China as an ambassador. Returned to the States for a year or so as director of the CIA.

Inadvertently (????) planted idea and method of corrupting intelligence data to achieve the ill-conceived military objectives in the mind of Baby Bush and brought to fruition by Cheney and Rummy.

2. Political lightweight and gadfly capable of holding governmental jobs for a couple years, only by virtue of status as Senator's son and Ivy League education. A person with more political connections than skill and savvy.

3. Also a figurehead with an important title with little responsibility and purposely insulated from day to day responsibilities to minimize the risk of his interfering with the operation.

1. Papa Bush connected his son, Baby Bush, to political insiders that guided his son to become Governor of Texas and later to U.S. President. Also Papa of Baby Bush's Baby Brother, Jeb Bush, former governor of Florida, who probably tipped the 2000 Florida Presidential election results in favor of Baby Bush.

2. He is a Papa Bush. He has passed through more governmental jobs than a jug of moonshine makes rounds at Kentucky barn dance.

3. "Direct the junk mail to Papa Bush. He can peruse the catalogs and solicitations while we put this mega deal to bed."

by cynic1313 April 5, 2007

Bush Kangaroo

A guy trying to have sex with as many girls as possible, or in other words jumping from bush to bush, hence the term "bush kangaroo".

Tom called and told me that he was gonna do the nasty with Shaniqua and Latifa tonight.. what a bush kangaroo!

by Unicorn Tits July 3, 2012

possum on a gum bush

A phrase one uses when he or she can't believe what just happened.

Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life

by Ocho-sinco January 28, 2017

George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival

"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."

by wannabeapanther February 7, 2009