Tom Barnard

One of the most popular local radio personalities in the country, so much that he is the main reason that Howard Stern pulled his radio show from the Twin Cities market. He is noted for being the leader of the KQ Morning Show and his voice-over acting, most recently for Home Depot. He isn't afraid to call a fool a fool, even if that person is a minority. People that don't listen to his morning show are known for listening to the overrated (KDWB), overly-cheery (KS95), poser badass/burnout (93X) garbage that every other TC station puts out on weekday mornings. People that complain about his show are hyper-sensitive bleeding hearts that can go listen to the pretentious, stuck-up garbage on MPR anytime.

Tom Barnard's KQ morning show is the best ever, even though the station's music isn't always my favorite.

by jarshrawb May 30, 2009

barnard

the growing up of a male boy without an actual father figure, someone that had to teach themselves the lessons in life and as such missed a couple things.

Dude1: you dont know how to set a hook??

Dude2: No man, how do you set a hook?

Dude1: You gotta tug a little when you see a nibble.

Dude2: Oh, sorry, im such a barnard.

by Beaver81 August 7, 2008

Barnard Bitch

Stuck-up over achievers who go to one of the most prestigious institutions, Barnard College.

OMG, she's wearing a Chanel jacket? What a Barnard Bitch!!!

by Parson's Girl November 14, 2010

Barnard

Very cool good fortnite players in this family

Barnard is cool

by Lolollnehennd March 6, 2019

banard

A tall black male with a large penis

Girl 1- Have you seen that tall boy

Girl 2- Yes, I think that is Banard

by Quan m September 19, 2016

Baytard

A glasses wearing individual who spends most of their spare time in a dark, warm cubbyhole. He/she enjoys being on their own, he/she is usually anti-social and typically enjoy anti-jokes and is an overall "anti" person.

Bethany: Have you heard about the new kid Greg?!
Kimmy: Yeah! I heard he's such a dork!
Bethany: Yeah , he's a total baytard !

by TimeKeeper11 December 10, 2012

Banyard

A person with a shit personality, who's gorgeous in every way possible. She is into a whole bunch of sports. And is an actual fucking slut

Girl: ewwwwww there's Isabella Banyard
Guy: ewwwww ikr, she's a SLUT!!!!

by written by Sophie Smith June 4, 2017