cunt bastard

A fusion of 2 great insults to create an epic one. Calling someone a cunt bastard will end all arguments with you being declared the winner by default.

steve is a cunt bastard.

by nelch December 2, 2011

Daughter of a Bastard

Daughter of a Bastard

1. A lady or female child who receives a bad example of a father
2. A lady or female child who behaves badly

3. A lady or girl child who belonged to an illegitimate father or mother

1. "You been been given a bad influence by your father. Your father doesn't just embarrass you, so you copied off his behavior. That makes you Daughter of a Bastard!

2. You give me a stinking attitude, daughter of a bastard! If it was a boy, you can say a son of a bitch.

3. Little did you know, your father is an illegitimate child, so he is still a bastard. I am sad to say, but you are a Daughter of the Bastard. Instead of saying son of a bitch, you know. But you can tell a son of an illegitimate child, too.

by Daughter of a Bastard February 25, 2014

Bastard Handwriting

The combination of cursive and printing.

Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.

by Zoneranger January 28, 2007

Fat Bastard

Crazy Scottish guy in the Austin Powers movies that weighs over a thousand pounds. He has fiery red hair not only on his face and head, but a whole frickin coat of red down his back. He loves eating and being a slob.
Fat Bastard is prone to farting a lot, and then making jokes about them, and even comparing the farts to different situations and things. Has played several roles in the Austin Powers Series; including a Scottish bagpipe player, basic assassin, UPS deliveryman, and a sumo wrestler.

Some Fat Bastard quotes:
-"Ya know what mah favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!" (Picks sumo wrestler up with a titty twister)
-"Sorry, I fahted..."
-"I want mah baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs...........CHILLLLIIIIIIIII'S baby-back ribs!"
-Mistere English Kerenel, tryin ta tell me ta lose weight. Well, let me tell ya somethin, Sonny Jim; I ate a baby! Oh yeah, BABY: the other OTHER white meat! Baby: it's what's for Deener!"
-"Where's mah mo-ney?"
-Aiiieeee.......frisky are we?"

by Jonesy March 24, 2005

bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

Bassturbation

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus February 22, 2009