Battalion Commander

Involuntary anal sex using dip spit as lubricant. Performed by a commanding officer on a lower ranked enlisted soldier.

After being on medhold for several months, the private started to feel as if he were going to become the next victim of the Battalion Commander.

by Charlie Survivor September 24, 2013

Battalion

A military unit which comprise of roughly 500 to 1000 soldiers. They can be identified with 2 slashes above a rectangle in military sign language. Battalion is rarely use for other units except Infantry, Artillery and Tanks. A battalion is subdivided into companies of soldiers, each numbering 50 to 250 soldiers.

The 16th Infantry Battalion have smashed through the enemy defences!

by Spoonich September 12, 2021

Battalion

A crapload of soldiers leaded by a lieutenant corporal, and subdivided into a number of companies.

The US army fought the Battalion of German soldiers.

by Kamchatka boi April 17, 2022

Keyboard Battalion

A person or a group of teenage military larpers, mainly russian/ ukrainian supporters, who go on online posts about a conflict (mainly ukraine war) and spams a bunch of shit stating they support _____ from _____ and proceed to turn into panty shitters if anybody disagrees or call them out

Youtube Video
Ukrainian GoPro footage captures moment when Russian blah blah blah blah blah blah

1. GLORY TO RUSSIA FROM UKRAINE 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
2. Jesus fucking christ here comes the Keyboard Battalion

by pantysooker March 12, 2023

Steel Battalioning

The act of playing a game or using a device precisely at the time of your visitors’ arrival, that you otherwise wouldn’t be playing or using, to create the illusion that you frequently use said game or device and made a good purchase decision

He doesn’t actually play with that thing; he was just steel battalioning so we wouldn’t point out that he wasted $150.

by anonymous February 27, 2024

Bussy Battalion

A group of Bussy Brigadiers form a Bussy Battalion. The objective of the Bussy Brigadiers is to conquer all bussy on Earth.

"Hide your bussy!!!! The Bussy Battalion's here!"

by MrBussy March 5, 2024

4th Ranger Battalion

4th Battalion, 75th Ranger Regiment is a Friendly and amazing MilSim unit that you can join at the age of 16, speak good english and have a working microphone.
The leader at this moment, MAJ Mycka. Is a great leader and like to see everyone grow and have fun with their stuff.

The 4th Battalion offers a lot of positions and a lot of fun. If you are intrested you could join them, just search them up at Discord Bumps!

Person A: "Hey have you heard about 4th Ranger Battalion? They recruit anybody above 16!"
Person B: "Are you gonna join the army then?"
Person A: "No it is in Arma 3, Look them up on TikTok!"
Person C: "Yeah! I love their TikTok Video's!"

by DutchGuy412 March 14, 2024