A Batt

A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.

Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.

by TheBattrickPoos June 1, 2018

varry batt

what the lovely kebab shop lady says when you ask her how shes been

Hiya. Long time no see. Hows it going?
- Bismillah. varry batt sweetie, varry batt. In allahs hands our lives are. Kebab durum with chips, sweetie?

by Krkič May 10, 2020

Full batt

Having the feeling of being fully energized or revitalized.

I’m rolling out full batt. My energy is high and ready to hit all the goals.

FEELING FULL BATT on this double vente mocha latte morning.

Can I call you when I’m at full batt?

My exhaustion has me spent.

by Capella55 February 28, 2026

Full batt

Having the feeling of being fully energized or revitalized.

I’m rolling out full batt. My energy is high and ready to hit all the goals.

FEELING FULL BATT on this double vente mocha latte morning.

Can I call you when I’m at full batt?

My exhaustion has me spent.

by Capella55 February 28, 2026

Battle Captain

In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp

"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".

by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019

Battou No Jutsu

It is the base stance for the Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu sword fighting technique with the objective of efficiently eliminating each opponent with a single swing of the weilder's katana.

The samurai warrior readies himself as demonstrates the initial form of his attack using the Battou no Jutsu stance.

by Oxxy_Montalvy September 30, 2016

Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.

After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.

by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021