Bearded Barley

Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.

-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon

by anice_dude July 26, 2019

bartlomiej

Bartlomiej is a crazy guy with lots of ideas. He doesn't smoke and is reasonable. He has a bit of courage. And is quite strong. He won't pick fights tho unless he has to. He can be the greatest friend or worst enemy

Bartlomiej is funny

by Sarbicus May 25, 2018

batflaps

When a man's scrotum attaches itself to the his thighs. Can be cured with ample amounts of baby powder

Damn it's hot. I have wicked batflaps.

by CSmizzle June 17, 2010

bartleman

The best way to describe this is "The Man".
Some people have used D V D.
I prefer "F*CKING AMAZING!".

If something is amazing it's "Bartleman", or you can use "Bartle" for short.

(Similar to how Nick Swardson says "Party")

What kind of beer is that?
It's BartleBeer (or bartle-beer).

Dude that guy is AWESOME!
Yea he's "Bartleman".

DUDE, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT!
Yea it's bartle.

by YouNeek1 February 5, 2008

Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.

Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.

by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009

Batfleck

Batfleck - The soon to be, incredible take on the Dark Knight, by none other than Ben Affleck. Batfleck was a term created on Twitter when Affleck was announced to play Batman in Batman Vs. Superman.

Nerd 1: I can't believe they cast Ben "Gigli" Affleck as Batman! What is the world coming to?
Normal Dude: I think Batfleck will be quite cool.
Nerd 1: What did you say?
Normal Dude: I said he could be cool.
Nerd 1: Who?
Normal Dude: Batfleck
Nerd 1: BATTTTTFFFFLLEECCCKKKK

by TheRobDogg October 6, 2013

Batfleck

A white, heterosexual male that participates in Social Justice activism. Such a person is often seen has having a 'White Savior Complex' as they only ever confront other white people in political discourse. This concept arises from the most prevalent theme in super hero movies that the villain is an evil white male, and POC can only be saved by the white hero, who often sacrifices himself to defeat the villain. Such plots are particularly common in Ben Affleck movies.

This guy obviously thinks he's batfleck. He can't go five minutes without virtue signaling.

by Billy Lobell December 21, 2020