The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.
The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.
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A living hellhole.
The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
by Ilisten2Metal May 1, 2014
Get the School bathrooms mug.an extremely wide stance while taking a shit - where the feet are placed in the next stall; an impossible toilet stance if the pants are around the ankles; clever excuse by Senator Larry Craig to deflect attention from more probing matters
What the hell are you doing tapping my foot, you pervert? Nah, man, I just got a wide bathroom stance.
by Snoopy Pugh April 19, 2008
Get the wide bathroom stance mug.A bathroom nigga, is a nigga dat be in da school bathroom ready to hurt you badly. Bathroom niggas are mostly Black or hispanic. The bathroom nigga is only a urban legend, but many people still report seing or being attacked by one.
Guy #1 - have you heard about the bathroom nigga.
Guy #2 - Yes very scary they are ( yoda dialect intensifies)
Guy #2 - Yes very scary they are ( yoda dialect intensifies)
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Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"
"Lets take him to the hospital!"
"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"
"Lets take him to the hospital!"
"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"
by RedneckND October 17, 2009
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