batting for the yankees

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

by Bunsen October 17, 2004

Batmanning

Sacrificing yourself and your image in order to save someone else's feelings.

In order to help his girlfriend get over him, he decided he would resort to batmanning.

by Whtlightnin September 24, 2014

batcaving

Asocial behavior, most often seen in the suburban United States, in which people will enter and exit their house or apartment by way of the garage, thereby eliminating any unwanted social interaction with neighbors, passers-by, and the outside world in general. Staying in one's vehicle until entry or exit from the garage has been completed is key to effective batcaving, as is having an automatic, remotely-openable garage door. Living in a gated community provides an additional level of batcavability.

Did you hear about that woman in the news? She lives around here!

How would anyone know? Out here, neighbors go batcaving in and out of their place and we never see them. Except when they mow the lawn. And everybody pays to have that done anyway.

by contrary guy July 31, 2008

batting off

Male masturbation, the greatest dicovery known to men.

I love batting off at school.

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 18, 2005

batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022