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When you fuck somebody and then kill their parents in the same dark ally
How many times did I have to tell that family to quit cutting through my ally singing show tunes before finally had make a Batman happen?
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by A Guy like Me March 30, 2016
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When someone tries to bully you into doing something via them getting in your face and talking aggressively to you.
My boss wanted me to do overtime but I refused and so he tried to batman me into doing it.
by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018
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The Dark Knight. Originally a DC comic book, then sprouted into a TV series, then a cartoon, and then different motion pictures. Batman is known world wide. Bruce Waynes parents were killed when he was just a child, so now he seeks vengenace on all criminals in Gotham City. His arch-nemisis is The Joker. Batman has many villians, but with his martial arts fighting style, great strength, and a belt full of awesome gadgets, they are all a piece of cake.

Robin is Batmans side-kick. There have been many Robins, starting with Jason Todd. Jason Todd soon left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. The Robin after him was Dick Grayson. After Dick Grayson got older, he left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. Batmans newest side-kick Robin is Tim Drake, who hasn't left him yet.
Robin: Holy oil slick Batman! They got away!

Batman: I am vengenace. I am the knight. I am Batman.
by not so super hero June 07, 2005
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a man that has sexual relations with bats tending to have five penises
by Batman 94 August 26, 2019
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a ninja that dresses like a bat and fights crazy clowns, old-fashioned gangsters and other mentally unstable people in a make believe city.
Is also probably God.
person1: It's not sufficient to say that Stalin was simply more left-winged than Gandhi. There are fundamental political differences between them that the old categories on their own can't explain

person2: Im batman

person1: ...damn it.
by DrToxin December 09, 2010
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batman is the greatest most awesome hero, he'll kick everones butt in a fight, he is simply the best of the best , no one can ever kill him.
whos batman ???
' chris is batman '.
by the batman of aus December 15, 2011
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A batman jizz is when a young man is..uh...getting frisky with a young lady and pull out real quick, jizzes in his hand or a bowl and suprises the chick by wiping a huge jokerman-like smiles across her mouth with the jizz, says in a creepy tone "why so serious?" and then proceeds to tackle her in a rough but sexy manner. good luck children. invented by corinne:)
guy 1: i just batman-ed this chick last night

guy 2: did she like it?
guy 1: well, she kicked my ass in the wrestling part.
by TearsOfBlood December 06, 2010
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