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Dr. Ballsmouth 

Someone (usually a male) with a Ph.D. that finds balls in his mouth after doing something dishonourable.
Phil: "Did you hear that Colin, that doctor that everyone used to like, is getting a girlfriend?"

Seth: "Yeah, that sucks. We'll probably never see him after that. I bet he'll cheat on her on the reg too."

Phil: "What a bitch. Let's teabag that Dr. Ballsmouth."
Dr. Ballsmouth by quisas22 December 8, 2009
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louisiana bass mouth

The act of inserting both your enire penis and testicles inside your partners mouth.
She gagged profusely when I attempted to give her a Louisiana Bass Mouth
louisiana bass mouth by Nerdity August 23, 2017
It is what you call someone when all they do is talk shit.
"Hey Tom! I heard that you have been running your mouth. Fucking assmouth.
Assmouth by Deeznutz1548 December 21, 2015

Barmouthed 

When your a child and your parents take you somewhere absolutely awful for your birthday.
Parents: How's about going to the fair for your birthday.

Me: Not really

Parents: Oh, come on it'll be fun

Me: Okay then, fine

*You go there and it ends up being absolutely awful

Barmouthed - Awful Birthday set by your parents
Barmouthed by Atkins Child July 1, 2018

Barmouth 

Barmouth is a very sunny place, be careful u don’t get stabbed by wanna be roadman. I’m Barmouth there is fuck all to do after the first day you get here. Co op is the favourite place anyone goes to your bendigedig
“Where are you going” Barmouth “oh I’d sit at bendy if you want free WiFi or at co op”
Barmouth by Supersonicstar April 11, 2020
A person whose mouth might as well be an anus because all that comes out of it is bullshit.
The joke is that since shit comes out of an ass, and name-calling and spreading slander or lies are called talking shit, that means their mouth is an anus since shit-quality words are all that comes out of it.
Bob: Climate change is a hoax.
Alice: What? No it isn't! Haven't you noticed the jet stream weakening?
Bob: Also, vaccines don't work.
Alice: Wow, you're an assmouth. Try saying something LOGICAL next time.
Bob: Hmmphh! Fine!
Assmouth by Grabacr November 23, 2020