bash one out

to wank, masturbate, jack off

I got home and bashed one out

by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004

bash the back doors in

A term for administering rough anal sex, usually to a ass virgin.

A favourite move of the notorious ladies man 'Ibby', who is believed to have coined the phrase.

Example:

That bird won't look so high and mighty when I bash the back doors in on it

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Wan Bash

To be hit so hard on the first attempt that you are left unconscious

Did you see wan bash in action last night? Guy didn’t stand a chance

by Heed1987 April 20, 2020

bash.org

A site with a examples of people making complete asses of themselves on IRC or while instant messaging.

"I have man bitches"
"er...many bitches..."
"Dude, that's going in bash.org."

by NeoChaos November 11, 2003

Cheeky Bash

The act of briefly leaving a specified task to masturbate, with the aim of relieving sexual tension or frustration; but in the knowledge they must return to said task within a short time period.

Richard: "Hey, you coming out tonight?"
Anand: "Yeah, will just be a sec. Going for a quick cheeky bash."

by penispenispenis1 November 4, 2010

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

by snakehands July 7, 2010

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match

After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

by Skoroca July 2, 2017