baser

A base head ex. Turk just kidding

by Lenny from the Lot April 1, 2003

2k baser/junesir

A person that sits down and plays the game nba2k. The person does not get bored or tired of the game and has a very high tolerance for its shit.
Your classified as a baser once you play over 500 my career games/1000 park games or Jordan rev games or have achieved the over of 95 and higher

2k baser/junesir- Bro you are a 2k baser stop sweating to hard

by Nmnbnb June 24, 2019

Speed baser

Someone who has a "drug problem" who tends to speed down the street , going either forwards or backwards to make it to there most prized palace (the dealers house) , in order to get there drugs.
Speed basers tend to hit anything and everything in there path, including nearby mailboxes, children and even fellow speed based cars.

Teresa:Hey man im about a mile away , which means ill be there in 4 seconds flat
Dboy:say what!? that means your being a speed baser, chill the fuck out!

by FUCKKKKKKKKK November 13, 2009

mini-baser

a little kid that acts like a fukin retarted crackhead!

gawd my friends kid is such a mini-baser. she put her finger in the electrical outlet............idiot

by ivyisdashit December 24, 2008

Full baser

In baseball when the bases are loaded and the batter hits a home run.

Quailey, did you see that full baser? I used to pitch 98 mph but now am a Catholic priest.

by Swm008 June 18, 2017

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020

Baser

An awesome person who wears shades

I saw a baser outside the club hanging out in the alley, so I ran up to him to get his autograph because there’s not too many basers where I come from

by anonymous October 6, 2020