barney style

To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.

You guys look confused. Let me break it down Barney style for you.

by Laz8 September 30, 2007

barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.

Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!

by BHC January 2, 2009

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.

Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga

by Koning Erik August 2, 2010

barnyard word

a foul, profrane, or vulgar term associated with the place where the animals muck about on a farm.

Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Cock, and Blowjob all qualify as barnyard words.

by T-Dog Jenkins August 2, 2005

Barney

The slang term for a bumbling, inept or overly excitable law enforcement officer.

The term Barney is based on the character Barney Fife on the Andy Grifith Show.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 6, 2022

Barney Rubble

COCKNEY - trouble; part of the so-callen "rhyming slang" from London. Often the second, rhyming part is left off to confuse outsiders even more.

Ohh, we're in barney rubble now.

or (more commonly)

Now we're really in barney.

by MikeyC January 20, 2004

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005