barney

Big, dark to purple penis.

I gave her barney last night and she loved it.

by Panfilo Seisnueve June 12, 2008

barney

A purple mutant dinosaur that tries to make kids dance and sing.

Little kid: I am going to watch Barney. Come with me!
Teenager: DON'T WATCH IT!!! Baney is a mutant dinosaur and you will die!

by My name is tilatequilafan December 16, 2007

barney

(weed) (bay area slang) purple weed

my nigga u got any barney

by T March 21, 2005

barney

Brainwashing device for small children, torture device for everyone else.

I would rather perform some painful act to myself than have to watch "Barney".

by Snuffkin March 27, 2005

Barney

A character who is idolized by 4 year olds.Also molests kids after his show

Kid:"Mom,I just got molested by Barney!"
Mom:"Thats great honey!"

by Quenetteo September 26, 2005

Barney

An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.

Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!

by Wail Halls September 15, 2006

barney

1. The Purple Pestilence.
2. A snowboarder over 50.

1. Please kill me, Barney is on tv
2. Look at that barney he's got the steez!

by Meinenhauser Gertenfinkel March 27, 2004