bartman

Bart from the simpsons in his super hero costume mimicing batman

"Who are you?"
"I'm Bartman"

by sfoley January 10, 2009

barnman

A man who dwells inside barns

Hey Timmy is a barnman

by BarnHoe December 4, 2019

Cheesy backman

Someone who has Cheeto looking earwax and lots of “bacne” (back acne)

“Why does that guy look so gross?”

“Oh, he’s just a cheesy backman, don’t mind his orange earwax and acne.”

by romolusben April 20, 2023

Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Backman

Backman is basically the best boyfriend ever. He's understanding, caring, and a great listener. You can act like a five year old with him but also have heart to heart conversations. Backman has his struggles and wont talk about them but always puts other people first. He acts strong but has a tendency to break down and not ask for help. He has the best eyes and personality. He can always manage to make you smile. Backman is the sweetest, funniest, most amazing guy you will ever meet. It is extraordinarily easy to fall in love with his cute, sweet, and incredible self.

Backman is such a great guy

by londonkikuyu January 15, 2019

Barkmanning it

The act of drinking alcohol all day in different places and/or establishments. One drinks heavily but steadily and does not become severely intoxicated. Generally this is done for 8-12 hours and nothing else is done that day. Named after pioneer C. T. Barkman.

"What did you guys get up to on Saturday?"
"Oh, we were just Barkmanning it... hit that new bar downtown for lunch, then a few others... ended up at the alley... you know."

by W Maximus January 25, 2024