Bafflegasted

The stated of being totally surprised yet completely confused as to how or what the hell just happened.

Alex was totally bafflegasted when he looked down and realized he was on a Dan.

by mrchin July 29, 2010

Braffled

To go out and get excessively drunk but still have a good story to tell about your adventures the following day.

Person 1 - "What'd you get up to last night?"
Person 2 - "Dude, I got braffled to fuck. I ended up pissing up a church and getting arrested. Was a good night"

by Reave1990 September 29, 2010

Bafflejob

When a girl gives you a blowjob so good that you are just baffled.

"Damn that bafflejob was so good I'm still trying to figure out why my cum hit the ceiling fan"

by Thebaffle September 29, 2013

Barfole

A hole located in the center of some tables (typically at seafood restaurants), that turns into a convenient place to vomit. A barfole is utilized mostly when an intoxicated party cannot make it to the restroom to vomit.

Look out! Mike is about to barf in the barfole!

by C_Simp December 14, 2014

Baffled

To be confused

Yo mcwaffle dildo you get me baffled with that piss breath bruh ca fr.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit

this can be said when someone, or you, is in a state of utter confusion. your are so fuckin confused, you blurt out some random phrase to show how god damn fucked up u are.

"god damit you baffle me backwards wastin plates and shit!"

by MYNAMEISV March 2, 2007

bafflecumber

The pile of books beside your bed.

My bafflecumber collapsed and trapped a small child.

by Roadrash68 June 14, 2015