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Bare Ass Piss

An epic maneuver in which a man lets his pants and underwear drop to his ankles, lifts his shirt up to armpit level, and urinates, much in the manner of a 4 year old trying to use a urinal. Usually executed while intoxicated. Occasionally performed in tandem by a group, no homo.

Since many guys did this at urinals when they were kindergarten age, the act of doing this is often referred to as "bringing it back".
"Guys, I have to pee. I'm gonna bring back the bare ass piss."

"Joel, I heard you brought back the bare ass piss the other night."
"Feels good, man."
by Mackie J October 16, 2009
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Twari bare ne puddi

Alex: yo rashid I'm officially gay.
Rashid: you fuckin battyman. Twari bare ne puddi me vich lun basa.
by Uspolo March 3, 2021
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Bare arm plungin' it

To stick one's entire bare arm into a toilet and remove feces that is preventing it from flushing correctly.
Luke Costanza is damn lucky he didn't have to bare arm plunge it when his massive dump lodged itself in the toilet.
by Lukey May 23, 2003
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Bare-ass peach

The parts of your beautiful face that you show to the world when you don't wear a fauci covering properly. Invented by my friend Danny from work.
Why is your bare-ass peach, well, bare? Put your schmutz on properly, now.
by Sexydimma July 1, 2022
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.
1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.
by Esckabar February 4, 2021
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Bare Face pretty

bare face pretty adjective (WITHOUT MAKEUP)

not wearing any and all makeup (= colored substances used on a woman’s face to improve or change her appearance): She still looks like a teenager since she's bareface pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare face pretty , natural look.
She still looks like a teenager since she's bare face pretty with her ponytailed. I prefer a woman who’s bare-face pretty , natural look.
by @TreFKennedy May 4, 2024
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