Skip to main content

baptize

alternative to n*****-lipped the blunt
by crunk_bae24 November 22, 2021
mugGet the baptizemug.

baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball
damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot
by armandonottouch January 15, 2011
mugGet the baptizeemug.

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.
Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.
by strykermech June 12, 2019
mugGet the baptized by freedommug.

Baptize

From Greek baptizien:
To affect thoroughly for purification, to renew or establish a relationship with God.

Implication:

Jesus was baptised on the cross at Calgary because He was thouroughly affected by 'the payment of the ransom held by Satan for humanities sin' and His love was purified (void of hate), and humanity could now renew or establish a relationship with Him; God; our Father; our Creator.
"And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’"
John 1:33 NIV
by North Star State of Mind June 2, 2021
mugGet the Baptizemug.

baptize your passenger

When a girl rides on the passenger seat of a motorcycle with a short skirt and no panties, preferrably wet.
Do you want to baptize my passenger?

Can I baptize your passenger?
by speckokecko September 5, 2023
mugGet the baptize your passengermug.

Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else
yooo that kid just got baptized
by zuuk1 February 16, 2022
mugGet the Baptizedmug.

Share this definition