A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!
but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...
prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!
former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...
Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!
pranker #1: dude, we got another email!
Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!
by BakeSale May 24, 2006
Get the Bonsai Kitty mug.A charge by Japanese soldiers with a bayonet or knife to kill the enemy in battle but also to die in honor if not effective, and to avoid being captured or surrendering. Used a lot WW2. Banzai means Long live the King/Emperor.
I was playing campaign on Call of Duty World at War and I was killed when a soldier used a Banzai Charge. BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you're having sex with a fat woman, usually 300lbs at the most, you allow the woman stand over you, and with you back first on the bed or floor looking up, the woman then yells "BANZAAAAAI!!" before doing a short jump and then slamming all of her doughiness down onto your chest or erect penis. Be careful though, performing this could EASILY result in a penile fracture if not done correctly
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
Named after the finishing move used by WWE Hall-of-Famer Yokozuna
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Similar to Homie, mates etc.
Point to be noted: It is most commonly used by the local wanabe thugs in Indian Cities where the dominating language is 'Hindi'
Similar to Homie, mates etc.
Point to be noted: It is most commonly used by the local wanabe thugs in Indian Cities where the dominating language is 'Hindi'
Bantai !!!-aaj kyaa karne ka hai??
English Translation: Bantai!! - What you wana do today??
Yeh sahi baat bola bantai!!!
English Translation: You said it right !! bantai!
English Translation: Bantai!! - What you wana do today??
Yeh sahi baat bola bantai!!!
English Translation: You said it right !! bantai!
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"Wherever you go, there you are" -Buckaroo Banzai
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"The only wasian 'superhero' in the history of American cinema is Buckaroo Banzai" - The Truth
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