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gordon banks 

Gordon Banks was an English goalkeeper, who is now widely regarded as one of the best goalkeepers ever to have played. His skill is epitomised in the 1970 world cup, where he saved an amazing shot from Pele. The save was so unexpected that Pele turned around and began to cheer, thinking it was a goal. Banks played in 1966, when England won the world cup, and probably had the safest hands in the history of the beautiful game.
"Wow, what a safe. You wearing Gordon Banks' gloves?"
"I must be!"

gordon banks by Danny B0y January 31, 2007

Bankstanding 

Skilling, AFK-ing, or shitposting at a bank in an MMO, such as Runescape, often while playing on another account.
Dubs Check isn't a bot, he is just bankstanding.
Bankstanding by Dubs Check June 22, 2019
Publicly humiliating yourself by getting black out drunk in front of everyone you know and going fucking crazy.
Someone call the ambulance, I’m getting banksed tonight!
Banksed by shoebill23 October 21, 2022

Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause
Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."
Switch Banks by DanoNYC February 3, 2010

banksoopy brickler

A person who says they like banksoopy brickle, even though its not a real word.
Nathan: "Have you ever tried banksoopy brickle?
Senator TP: "Oh of course! It's my favorite dessert!"
Nathan: "LOL! You're a banksoopy brickler!"

Bankshafting 

The act of taking a huge handful of baby carrots and shoving them into the black of ones butthole.

Etymology: Comes from the youtube video "Chaw". It is the chronicles of Henry Bankshaft
Dude, so things with Karen started getting hot and heavy, and she totally bankshafted me.

I caught her bankshafting in my bathroom, so i kicked her ass on the street.
Bankshafting by Henry Bankshaft January 8, 2012