baker's legendary 

on a scale of 1 to legendary (1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-EPIC-legendary), baker's legendary is above all

i dont need an example for baker's legendary it's self explanatory...dumbasses...

baker's legendary by dwyqxz January 22, 2009

Baker's Join 

A baker's join is that little slither of bread you find when pulling apart two connecting bread buns. It can be found in many types of bread.

Oi, look at the baker's join on me sausage bap, it's still attached.

Baker's Join by TheGeordiePedro June 14, 2016

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

Warm Baker's Mitt by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

baker's death 

losing consciousness during the baking process, especially while making muffins late at night, that results in the death of the baker and 12 others.

1st Lad: Did you hear about that fire last night?

2nd Lad: Yeah, 13 people died. It was a baker's death.

baker's death by Joe Reaper September 13, 2011

Baker's dandruff 

The flaky bits of (often short crust pastry) that falls whilst eating a pie or pastry.

That pie was so delicious that I barely dropped any baker's dandruff! Truly a spectacle.

Baker's dandruff by Dongledawg July 21, 2017

A Baker's Mistake 

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

A Baker's Mistake by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

baker's shitload by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003