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time bandits 

A movie from the 1980s with Sean Connery and a lot of midgets. There's one scene where a boat capsizes and a line of midgets on beach chairs all fall in unison. A similar effect could be reached by throwing disproportionate ragdolls down a water slide.
This movie is pure madness.
Time bandits will keep you guessing if your not giving your full attention but is worth a couple hours of manic stoned laughter.
time bandits by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015
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Butthole Bandits 

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!

B-Town Bandits 

A brotherhood of anti-establishment bandits that roam the streets of Manatee County Florida; throwing jugs of water in the streets and performing graffiti art to ward off the snow birds. Also known as "BTB".
Yo bro, have you heard what the B-Town Bandits did recently? They released a bag of crickets at CVS!
B-Town Bandits by Ben Holland 360 December 6, 2019

green apple bandits 

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea
Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

GOOBER BANDITS 

1) A bike gang from N.Y.

2) An unstoppable force.

3) A bike crew from Schenectady.
First guy: OH SHIT! The Goober Bandits are coming!

Second guy: OH FUCK!

Third guy: ( too busy hauling ass)

The bottle cap bandits 

A great ska band located in myrtle beach, south carolina. They have won 3 Battle Of The Bands to date. They are bursting into the ska scene. With hits such as Memory, Rainy Day, and First Class Losers, They will never disapoint anyone who goes to a show.
Person 1: Let's go to the bottle cap bandits and skank
Person 2: Hellz yeah! They are so hep

Masked Bandits 

A group of gang members involving Raccoons And a human name Lindsey who has the eyes of raccoon. They plot their plans in a tree on how to take over every house's attic. Members can only be recuited by Lindsey the head leader of the Masked Bandits
Brooo there's something in my attic

Maybe it's the Masked Bandits
Masked Bandits by Rocco11215 March 28, 2017