baloney

nonsense, lies, deception = bullshit

Baloney, this is not a restful place.

by Light Joker March 26, 2005

Bajongled

When you get absolutely and epicly destroyed

Hey 30 days to live but Hovercrafts. Silent Bajongled.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 5, 2019

Bajongler

The opposite of Santa. He comes into your house through the front door, knocks everyone out with a crowbar, takes your presents and burns down your house.

I dont have presents because the bajongler came by last night.

by BRUH-BURGER.MP4 December 6, 2019

Frozen Baloney

Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time

by Machine Gun Alt June 17, 2014

holy baloney

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

by TuLove December 24, 2016

Badongas

A nice big helping of breast, preferably in context to cleavage best shown with a push-up bra and a tank top.

Joe: Wow that chick over there has some real nice badongas.
Nick: Wouldn't mind burying my face in those!

by inuratus July 20, 2009

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003