Ballcoozie

The female fills her mouth up with warm water and pop-rocks and the male inserts his balls into her mouth as the female gargles, simulating the sensations of a jacuzzi, for balls.

Its been a long day, but luckily i still have some pop-rocks left in my bedside table drawer, so my bitch can ballcoozie my nuts, fo sho.

by Juggle-the-Nuggets November 28, 2011

balloobies

The 3rd size of boobs a woman can have
1.boobs/boobies (a-c)
2.jugs (large c-d)
3.balloobies (dd and beyond)

Balloobies are extremely large breasts, size doube D or larger, they no longer resemble perky breasts, rather balloons, hence the combo word balloobies

Damn, that fat bitch had some balloobies

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

balloonis

1. Full of empty or pretentious language; bombastic.
2. Unduly enlarged or aggrandized; inflated

The attempt to expound on his balloois ethos made his argument appear spurious.

by Joe Physics June 18, 2004

Miss Ballooniverse

A contest for the fattest bitch in the world.

Currently the contestants include Rebecca R. from Houston Texas and Autumn ( twisted elegance ) from Allentown PA.

The contest measures who is the fattest and homliest bitch in the world. It's an imitation contest of the real thing.

It's strictly for fatso's like the above mentioned.

The Miss Ballooniverse contest will be in Allentown Next year.

by rjjfg March 30, 2009

Ballooming

When a man looms his balls over a woman's face barely grazing the mouth and nose.

During 69, I was ballooming her face until she couldn't take it anymore and gave me a hard BJ.

by FMBJR October 15, 2023

chicken ballooning

An intense sex act involving anal sex with a condom. The condom gets stuck in the anal cavity. At this point, the man chokes the girl while pressing on her stomach causing her to fart and expand the balloon out of her anus like a balloon. The man then pops the condom like a balloon and orgasms. Particularly popular for those with a balloon fetish.

"I was chicken ballooning this whore and it was awesome."

by chicken balloning June 27, 2014

Hot Air Ballooning

When a woman or man places her or his rectum against a woman’s vsgina and passes gas into the vagina.

I hear Angelina Jolie is in the hospital with a horrible infection after she and Jennifer Anniston had an accident while “hot air ballooning” last weekend.

by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018