de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.

matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin

by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006

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dusty baller

Old paigon football that chats wham.

Pogba: Graeme Souness is a dusty baller

by Dustyyute August 17, 2021

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The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

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Dry Baller

A male unable to cum during sex or masturbation.

Despite rubbing his cock raw from hours of watching porn and fapping, Roger ended up a dry baller.

While Rachel was begging Carl for his hot man load, he turned out a dry baller.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

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Donkey Balled

When, in an attempt to do something witty, you accidently cause yourself a large degree of problems.

Bryan: "That was a pretty funny file name for that picture, eh? 'The Prof Sucks Donkey Balls'!"
Josh: "Did you rename it before you sent it?
Bryan: "..."
Josh: "DONKEY BALLED!"

by Philippe Castonguay November 18, 2005