bastardry

A term used to describe actions against your favour.

"You cant go anywhere these days without running into a gatso! Bastardry!"

by Buzz December 20, 2003

Ballard

To steal.
To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
To commit theft.

That money is for all of us, don't ballard it!

by John Doeee July 31, 2006

ballard

A piece of sh!t

That ballard has corn in it

by god66475 November 1, 2013

ballard

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.

Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.

by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008

Logan Ballard

Sexiest Man to live on this Earth. He gets all the ladies, his cock is said to be 20 inches and it attracts women to it.

He's better than me at everything, we should call him The Logan Ballard.

by DyooLover69 September 21, 2018

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by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022

Ballardhead

Ballard (Noun) A Ballard is the name of the large cast steel cylindrical blocks used to tie up large ships to the warf/pier/dock. They are large, they are steel, they don't move, they don't do anything except hold ships in place.

To call someone a "Scupperlipped Ballardhead" is one of the worst insults to call someone who works in a marine enviroment.

"You're as stupid as a ballard! You talk nothing but scupper drainage! You're a ballardheaded scupperlipped idiot"

Good way to start a fight in a navy town.

by Trailltrader August 20, 2011