Bleezus

Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.

Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."

by Thebleezian February 27, 2021

bleezing

scottish slang used to describe some one when they are drunk, minced, hammered

"omg i shouldn't have drank so much last night i was bleezing"

"i have some hangover i was bleezing last night"

by lolee July 8, 2005

blowin bleezys

the coolest way to say you're smoking a Marijuana fulled cigar also known as a blunt

Yo my negrosaurs lets go blow some bleezys in the back of you're automobile

Bro I'm with Al Gore blowin bleezys

by THE KUSHY MONSTER January 29, 2010

baleeted

Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.

"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...

by stavr0 May 13, 2003

Bleezy

1.) Blunt Wrap

2.) Blunt

1.) Yo', pick up some bleezies so we can smoke this shit!

2.) I just rolled a fat bleezy of some killer grand dad! We got to burn this shit down!

by Gracen December 26, 2007

Bajeezus

A common phrase yelled when you scare the living shit out of someone.

YOU SCARED THE FUCKING BAJEEZUS OUT OF ME.

by CuckingFunt October 20, 2010

Bleezin’

Wildin

Shorty Bleezin’

by el MURCI November 19, 2021