Code slang for when a person poops and finds there is no mess to wipe up. A nice, clean, no-wipe bowel movement that takes little time to pass. In context, usually a person is a bit proud of their bowel movement when this happens. Can be used as a noun or a verb, depending on the sentence.
Joe: "Hey Leah, I just had a Bald Eagle!" Leah: "Oh really? I bald eagled today too! What a coincidence!".
by Lexi C. O'Grapher June 22, 2020
(noun): the act of giving and receiving from the erect male genitalia. Its roots go back to June 28 BC where two cave people discovered that the head of an erect penis resembled the head of a majestic American Bald Eagle.
Brb about to go get some bald eagle.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
I can't hang out tonight, the bald eagle is perched on top of a full staff.
My bald eagle was ruined. It was perched on top of a half mast.
by Terminator69 June 28, 2015
by koolaidftw April 08, 2011
When you are being ridden native American style (see def. Native American style ) , and you get scalped from behind. Your partner then shots a creamy wad on your open head wound.
I was riding this skank last night native American style so I pulled out my hatchet and gave that bitch a Bald eagle.
by N8dog640 July 16, 2014
The sex act in which the man shaves his partners head bald, and paints a target on the shaven region. He then has sex with the girl, and when he is about to bust, he pulls out, and the girl moves (at least) 15 feet from him. He then attempts to shoot his jizz on target. The closer to the bull's eye he gets, the more the guy can boast.
by S-Bert August 24, 2006
If a girlfriend cheats or wrongs a man in some extraordinary way, a bald eagle may be required as revenge. Deception is key here. The man has to manage to find his way into some make-up sex and get into the doggie style position. Just prior to ejaculation, the man grabs a hidden razor and shaves a nice patch or two of hair off of the girls head. When she turns around, cum in her face and say "I think we should see other people". Then get the hell outta there!
by Moose4413 January 06, 2009
when a chick is speard-eagle wid a non-existant bush.
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
1..(shaved bush = BALD) + (speard eagle) - spread..
OR
2..an speadeagle that has been balled
by knonomusawsomus to the octomus primus October 07, 2003