bakewell

A loud, green smoking, codshite talking monkey like male originated from the planet of the apes.

Bakewell: I can do 0-80mph in 2 seconds!
Loguey: Stop talking bakewell!

by craphappyhallam December 3, 2007

Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

ride the Bakerloo Line

A British term for anal sex. The Bakerloo Line on London's underground system is shown as dirty brown on the map. To ride the Bakeloo Line means to enter the brown tube and take a journey.

Dude 1: "Hey, how's your new chick, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Great! She'll even let me ride the Bakerloo Line!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007

Baseel

baseel is the typa nigga du suck a dick 4 times a day.

He would beg you all day long, just to suck your cock
This guy has the smallest penis
He gets no bitches
his parents dont want him. His dad left him when he was born
He is a skinny nigga that no one loves, he is the teachers pet and the teachers dont even like him

What is the ugliest nigga in the world that no one loves and gets no bitches
''oh thats a baseel''

by Mahdiabdi April 22, 2022

ØVRE BAKKELANDET 4A

A place in Trondeheim just for the biggest dicks in town. Be careful when you walk past becasue you might get fucked. If that is something you wish upon yourself, please call the magic phone: [phone]

Girl 1: Do you know where to find an 18 inch cock?
Girl 2: Yes, just go to Øvre Bakkelandet 4A! theres plenty

Guy 1: She´s not joking, my ass still hurts form last year!

by Guy not from Øvre Bakkelandet November 19, 2022

bakeulus

The abstract mathematic process used to solve problems involving the preparation of multiple items, with different cooking instructions, simultaneously, in the same oven, in order to achieve a synchronized serve-time.

example problem:

Popcorn Chicken Breast Chunks:
425° for 10-12 minutes

Corn-Dogs:
375° for 16-20 minutes

French-Fries
450° for 20-25 minutes - which actually need more like 35.

by Jim Corbett July 22, 2005