Bangers and Mash

The contents of a well-used but badly flushed lavatory, the bangers (sausages) being the turds and the mash (mashed potato) being the bog roll.

"Cinders and ashes, Thomas, your coaches are a disgrace", cried the Fat Controller. "There's soot all over the windows, used tickets all over the floor and Clarabel's khazi is full of bangers and mash!"

by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007

bangers

UK usage

1) Small fireworks designed to make a loud bang, popular with children.

2) Sausages, normally served with mash

We threw some bangers at the local bobby and went to me mams house for bangers and mash.

by black flag June 20, 2004

bangers

A particularly spectacular pair of breasts.

'Massive Bangers!'
'Get your Bangers out!'
'Nice Bangers!'

by Flipper The Priest January 12, 2007

Baggers

Sweatpants that ankle swing and are extremely baggy, unacceptable to wear in public.

Matt was wearing his beanie, hoodie and his baggers.

by weki September 14, 2018

Baggers Smile

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.

Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!

by CF Enterprises July 27, 2021

pollen bangers

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)

Pollen bangers are quality

by El cunto February 19, 2017

pugs and baggers

n. A pejorative used to describe Republicans and members of the Tea Party movement. Common characteristics of pugs and baggers include light pigmentation, a whitebread middle-class up-bringing, a proud tradition of ignorance, a curious obsession with guns, a false sense of patriotism, a misunderstanding of Christ's teachings, a blind eye for fascist and religious authoritarianism, a dislike of blacks and Mexicans, disrespect for the natural world, and a propensity to uncritically embrace as truth anything broadcast on the Fox News channel.

Dude: That right-wing liar Andrew Breitbart sure is an asshole for trying to make Shirley Sherrod look like a racist.

Dude II: Yeah, but don't expect the pugs and baggers to condemn him. They still view him as a hero for that shit he pulled on ACORN.

by Jurgis Rudkus July 22, 2010