A Bag of Dicks

Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.

OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!

by Saveme222 August 19, 2008

A bag of dicks

A bag of which 10+ dicks are sucked while wrapped in tape together.

That Cusinato broad over there was mowing a bag of dicks

by Bago'dicks December 17, 2012

Bag of Dicks

Used to describe what you would yell at a person if they were acting "dickish". There are approximately 27 dicks in one bag.

You sir, can eat a bag of dicks!

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by Cherrynova33 December 29, 2015

Bag of Dicks

A bag of dicks is a phrase coined to combat a bag of pussies. The term "bag of pussies" comes from the act of tying up kittens, putting them in a plastic garbage bag and throwing them off of a dock. Since there are far more dicks than pussies on Earth, it was necessary to add the phrase. It has also been used to described a bar full of assholes who can't take yes for an answer.

Yes. You're a dick. A bag of dicks.

by cakenflies October 7, 2003

Bag of dicks

noun/adjective

Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.

Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.

"Did you hear that Peter Steele died?!!"

"Yeah man, I heard he choked on a bag of dicks"

by IMBETTERTHANROB August 17, 2011

Bag of Dicks

Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:

The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.

by Stande07 November 16, 2016

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009