baconstrip

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.

Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!

by RonnyM July 9, 2003

Baconstrip

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.

As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

babooshka

Russian for grandmother

person 1: eto maya babooshka

by foreverinlove May 13, 2005

Badoosey

this is a word that is used when in public with friends to describe a stong unpleasant odor. The odor is a combination of booty, ass, and pussy all in one.

Damn son did u smell that chick when she walked by she smelled like badoosey. Yea dawg i smelled her badoosey 3 min b 4 she walked by and 3 min after she left.

by JAN AKA COOCH MASTER September 17, 2004

baconsex

The act of either consuming bacon in a slightly homoerotic manner, the use of bacon during foreplay, or coupulating between human and swine. It is also rumored that this word was spawned during a closing shift at McDonald's.

I was channel surfing the other night, and I came across baconsex porn involving Donald Knotts and Hal Sparks.

by idbeholda October 11, 2006

babooshka

While in no way affiliated with the "Russian grandmother" translation, babooshka is the kindest, most loving term of endearment one can give their main partner. Only to be used in the highest of sickly-sweet romantic situations. Use "booshk" for more casual settings such as a one-night stand.

I love you more, my baby babooshka.

by annonymousfemaleoneaton August 30, 2010

Baconsmith

A man who carves sculptures entirely out of pork product.

Did you see that scale model of the Mother Theresa that Jim the Baconsmith sculpted?

by JayX June 23, 2005