by Lord Jack February 05, 2008
Totally, amazingly stoned. When "baked" just won't do, because it's not like being in an oven. And when "stoned" just makes you feel like the victim of medieval punishment. And "high" reminds you that you're afraid of heights. But you've really smoked the good stuff - you're "baconed". Because what could be better than bacon?
by sean_p November 11, 2009
when put between 2 slices of bread with some sauce, it becomes lifes greatest pleasures.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.
it can also cure hunger, and it can stop war - if they used it as a weapon.
by burkland February 14, 2004
The greatest person in the world. Also known as Baekhyun. He's the sweetest guy ever. He is married to Chanyeol and they sail the happiest ship next to HunHan.
by OhMyBacon September 11, 2012
A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
by Baconeer July 22, 2011
by lexicon June 15, 2003
The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)
What the Baconator does.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)
What the Baconator does.
by JewC May 28, 2008