backward skunk

The act wherein a persons nether region is shaved with a single pass completely removing hair and organs in a stripe down the middle.

She was pissed at him and gave him a backward skunk.

by Furiantl April 16, 2021

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Backward xylophone

An insult to a dead gay person

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

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to do something the exact opposite way that any normal person would do it. to defy logic by carrying out an act with no hope of accomplishing anything purposeful.
purposely doing something wrong to prove a really stupid point.

he attemped the task in an ass backward's fashion, despite all indication from his friend that he was doing it wrong.

by marty767 September 23, 2006

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pay it backward

the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.

person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes

4 hours later

Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.

by dr kush 11 July 19, 2010

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Fast backward

Opposite of fast forward. Also known to the elderly as “rewind.”

Hey. I like that song, can you fast backward it so I can hear it again?

by Marian Mebster September 26, 2019

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Poop backward, Literally

Similar to poop backward, this is the act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and re-inserting it into the anal cavity.

Tyrone: Ayy man, did u see those nudes of Jemima? With the condom?
Tyrone Jr.: Yea man, they made her poop backward, literally.

by xXwienerWackerXx October 15, 2018

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Fashion Backward

The opposite of Fashion Forward. Being unfashionably lost in the old trends or non-trends of fashion.

Her fashion sense stopped at about 1989, her blazers with oversized shoulderpads and pleated front pants make her fashion backward. Let's not even talk about her bangs that she curls into a claw in her permed hair.

by ButterMN February 25, 2008

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