Backsplash

When you're taking a piss at 3am on a school night and it deflects off the seat, only to hit you directly in the knees/shins.

I explained that the cause of my moist jeans was "Backsplash"

by GravyMello March 7, 2019

backslasher

Another name for a Windows/NT/DOS dork. Can usually be seen in the wild wearing a polo shirt and slacks while carrying the latest Microsoft release packs.

"Dude check out that backslasher of there - I bet he's going to try and install Excel on my desktop computer. Too bad he doesn't know I just switched over to Linux"

by johnnywad September 24, 2007

backsplash

When you are pooping and a large piece of poo splashes toilet bowl water back into your asscrack.

"Dude, I had to take a major dump and I totally forgot about controlling my backsplash! All the toilet water wetted my ass!"

by kentman March 1, 2015

Backsplatter

noun. The remainder of fecal matter on the back of the toilet bowl where it resembles the effects of a spraycan.

John ate too many burritos last night, and you can tell his body didn't like it from the backsplatter evidence.

by WaterMage August 5, 2008

backsplash

the pee that splashes on you by accident while pissing in front of a urinal

Having backsplash on your pants can really fuck up your day.

by sheezy03 November 9, 2008

backlasher

One with excessive flatulence.

The backlasher stunk up the room.

by Loni Anderson May 28, 2003

Backsplash Stain

Spotting and discoloration of a toiletseat's underside resulting from backsplash.

The backsplash stains were almost impossible to remove after yesterday's severe case of diarrhea.

by MWBishop June 29, 2010