babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

by Spngr98 April 22, 2011

Boston babysitter

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.

He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"

by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009

Babysitter

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

by J4son June 25, 2008

Babystain

1. When a pregnant woman lies on her back, and someone stomps on her pregnant stomach. The resulting stain left on the wall from the fetus splattering is known as a babystain.

2. The semen stain on a woman's blouse after giving head to a man.

"Yeah, she said she didn't want the baby, but it was too late to get an abortion, so I turned that fetus into a babystain."

"Did you see that babystain on Cindy's blouse? She's such a whore."

by Urghat May 1, 2010

Babysitter

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

by King Kai November 12, 2004

babysitter

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

by fuckershocking April 10, 2005

Detroit Babysitter

Using a chain and padlock to restrain your kid so you can go buy groceries and/or gamble at the Windsor Casino.

She wanted to go out and party, but she didn't want her 4-year-old messing up the crack house while she was gone, so she used a Detroit Babysitter.

by Misthios February 8, 2010