baby gap

one who wears a shirt that is many sizes to small. usually thinks he was a body builder, mac store manager, wind-mill operator, God, person who knows everything

J.D.

You know who he is!

Baby Gap

by Baby-gap-baby July 2, 2011

Babycapped

The inability to do anything fun or exciting due to the fact that you now have a child.

Several major stores have incorporated Babycapped parking in their lot. (i.e. Expectant mother parking or family parking(Ikea))

I invited James and Brianna over for dinner, but they can't font a sitter. They are so babycapped.

I'm so glad we have a baby so we can park in the babycapped space.

by JustinB. November 17, 2010

Babygant

Sexy baby velociraptor

The babygant was so hot I creamed.

by Mary Ann Scott October 18, 2021

Baby Gap

The name given to a girl who only wears clothing large enough for someone half her size; a fatty in something too small.

"Hey Baby Gap, were you going to cover up your midriff or does your gut keep you warm?"

by CAROLYN BALLARD January 6, 2006

Babyape

1. A person who is usually negative. 2. A hater. 3. An unlikable person.

That babyape cursed me out

by fred fred derf February 21, 2008

baby gap

something that is small

with your baby gap booty...
why you got them baby gap clothes on

by kizzy16 April 5, 2009

babygasm

1) A small, only slightly pleasurable orgasm brought on by premature abandonment of penal stimulation

2) Giving a baby the time of day--sexually, of course.

1) She passed out in the middle of giving head so I only had a babygasm.

2) My kid was acting up yesterday so I put a fist in his ass and it gave him a babygasm. God, I hope he isn't gay..

by BabyHater69 December 25, 2008