Banter Pants

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.

Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.

by laking_everything January 21, 2020

baftermath

The mess left in your bathroom after a guest uses it to shower and leaves it a mess with dirty clothes and wet towels on the floor and their personal grooming crap on the sink.

Man... It took me a half hour to clean up your baftermath!

by Edward the EL February 5, 2013

Banter wanker

A banter wanker is a person who joins a banter group only to moan that there is no banter. They can usually be found driving a Volkswagen Transporter, and they normally wear old cock rings in their ear lobes.

Ben: This group is shit it has no Banter.
Rachael: shut up Ben you banter wanker.

Ben: you don't know what real banter is
Rachael: Is that a cock ring in your ear ben?

by C.H.Ungs November 10, 2019

Master Baster

A person who has achieved excellence at keeping things moist.

"Someone tell the Master Baster that the Dip Chicks need more moist."

My ballin-ass personal chef is a Master Baster.

My dumb cunt wife served me dry turkey. Next Thanksgiving I'm hiring a Master Baster--and maybe a dip set, as well.

by Ballin4DipChicks January 1, 2009

master baiter

A well-skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake.

I'm a master baiter.

by The Master Baiter September 9, 2004

Basterd

A clever misspelling of the word BASTARD used to ensure your movie title stands out when Googled.

Quentin Tarantio's movie "Inglorious Basterds"

by Jane Oak August 1, 2009

Banter

The magnificent art of using word play, opinions, exaggeration, irony, sarcasm, and other comedic themes to (playfully) humiliate, make fun of, and laugh at your friends. This word is most commonly used in Britain, but 'Banter' is used around the world.

Joe: Your dick is so small!
Steven: Your mum didn't seem to mind it last night

Both: Banter m8 yh init

by Domesh August 29, 2014