Blanket

a condom. something you should always have in your car

Homie1:hey dawg do you got a blanket
Homie2: you should have known to bring one she told you she wanted the dick

by LenDeisel December 31, 2009

Blanket

A jive term used to describe segregation in uber black communities.

Man, that turkey baster could dig grease while chomping on buns and dragging through the garden, but couldn't eat a picture because of the blanket authorities. Golly

by Sam Wheat July 29, 2005

blanket

"Eating Blanket" - To eat out a girl with a really hairy twat.

Dude, last night was crazy... I ate so much blanket.

by rachynymph July 21, 2006

Blanket

Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat

When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket

by EHZD October 12, 2019

Blanket

It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.

Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters

Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better

by That funny person February 9, 2020

Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020

Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020