bilf

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!
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BILF

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."
by Dean The BILF Machine July 07, 2006
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Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.
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BILF

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.
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BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."
Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 07, 2008
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Bilf

Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs
Aw dude! You're a bilf. Wanna hang out at the game later?
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