bilf

bride I'd like to fuck

I went to the wedding. She was a real BILF!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

bilf

Blonde I'd like to fuck

Matt that girl you hang out with, is such a BILF!!

by djmonarch September 14, 2005

BILF

Bear I'd Like To Fuck

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."

by Dean The BILF Machine July 7, 2006

bilf

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

by CROWN PAUL April 7, 2008

BILF

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.

That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.

by The one and only BILFhunter July 28, 2008

BILF

Commonly used acronym for "Baby I'd Like to Fuck."

Damn, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. Total BILF.

by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008

Bilf

Bro I'd like to F-----------play sports with or watch TV. No homo man. Weight Lifting and.... bro hugs

Aw dude! You're a bilf. Wanna hang out at the game later?

by TacoLlamasLLC November 8, 2015