B.P.P.S.

Big PeePee Syndrome, have a large penis, packing shmeat, holding back a trouser monster.

Becky: Did you see David's skinny jeans?
Sara: No, why?
Becky: How did you not! He has a serious case of B.P.P.S. oh my god.

by Dixon Ormus May 31, 2019

B.P.O.E.

An acronym meaning Biggest Prick On Earth or Biggest Pricks on Earth, typically refering to a despicable or a despised person or group rather than someone with a large penis. B.P.O.E. is derived from the acronym for the Benign Protective Order of Elks, a fraternal organization.

The bouncers over at Sasha's joint are strictly B.P.O.E., dude.

by Tunmy AuGratin March 2, 2006

B.P.S.

bull. per. shit.,
the rating of how bullshit a statement is.

guy 1: dude I made out with melissa last night at the party
guy 2: yea right, you wish, thats about 500 B.P.S.

by mix masta z November 11, 2010

B.P.S.

B.P.S. Stands for Blind Parent syndrome. Love is blind right? Especially motherly (or fatherly) love.
Parents with B.P.S. may display some of the following symptoms-
*Think their child is sooo much better than they actually are.
*Don't understand why their child doens't place 1st
*Can't understand why anyone would ever not like their child
*Are confused when teachers, adults or even peers of their children have compaints about their child's behavior

(also seeB.D.P.S.)

Petunia and Vernon Dursley have terrible B.P.S. when it comes to Dudley, their son. (From Harry Potter series)

by Chrystal9lotus September 17, 2005

B.P.S.

Acronym for Black People Shit; shit only black people do.

Bashing whites, skin bleaching, raping children, rap, running, jail, thuggery, rape, accusing whites, anything illegal those B.P.S. are.

by youdontneednottoknow October 27, 2011

b.p.s.

bad pubic shave
when your shavin your pubes and get a little cut that goes a long way.

coach: Everyone... 20 laps.
b.p.s. victim: HOLY FUCK NO!

by sadbuttru May 8, 2004

B-P-F

Bloody Pussy Fart, Ewwww.

Taylor, You smell like a B-P-F!!

by Soo im[Perfectt] July 10, 2010